Charter Of The Gluten-Free Cookie Federation
The following is published for GF Cookie Federation review:
- Whereas, a long time ago, this band of gluten-free wannabes found cookies, gluten-free cookies;
- Whereas, this growing mob realized there were more than just cookies, gluten-free cookies;
- Whereas, in this 21st-century embarkation we will stick together as we chatter, chew, and stick like glue to our health.
Make no mistake, celiac disease is serious medical business. It is not a lifestyle choice.
As a freewill member of the Gluten-Free Cookie Federation, we pledge to avoid, to the best of each of our abilities, the siren call of that ubiquitous molecule which reeks havoc within our vessels.
I do hereby avow and affirm that I shall promise to never knowingly consume that most-monstrous molecule again, so long as I live.
Now hand over the gluten-free cookies!