Charter

Charter Of The Gluten-Free Cookie Federation

The following is published for GF Cookie Federation review:

  1. Whereas, a long time ago, this band of gluten-free wannabes found cookies, gluten-free cookies;
  2. Whereas, this growing mob realized there were more than just cookies, gluten-free cookies;
  3. Whereas, in this 21st-century embarkation we will stick together as we chatter, chew, and stick like glue to our health.

Make no mistake, celiac disease is serious medical business. It is not a lifestyle choice.

As a freewill member of the Gluten-Free Cookie Federation, we pledge to avoid, to the best of each of our abilities, the siren call of that ubiquitous molecule which reeks havoc within our vessels.

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One Response

  1. I do hereby avow and affirm that I shall promise to never knowingly consume that most-monstrous molecule again, so long as I live.

    Now hand over the gluten-free cookies!

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